The Bakarmos Chronicles

Seeming as My memory is hazy, Chronicling may be effective.. ==25/05/12 ''' - Entering Shadowfell == Shadowfell Keep 

==01/06/12 ''' - Elf hands, Elf hands! == Shadowfell Keep 
 * We chose to go through the upper corridor on the west which continues north and ends up at 3 more doors.
 * We hear Goblins behind the upper most door.
 * The first we opened on the left was filled with goblin rashens which were inedible for us adventurers.
 * We proceed to open the right door, Karston and elf sneak down the corridor and hear two Goblins. They attempt to sneak attack them from the cover of a table in bright light.. it didn't seem to be the best course of action.
 * They failed and managed to wake up a fat loud goblin who stated himself as Balgroon the fat.... Balgroon is mad.
 * Karsten successfully flips the table into a goblin and in a flurry of rage slays two other goblins.
 * <span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Times New Roman","serif";mso-fareast-font-family:     "Times New Roman"">After a quick and violent battle Balgroon flees using unknown methods of escape..... How does that fat thing move so fast?


 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">After being thoroughly puzzled we decide to move on to the upper door. The Process is successfully enacted upon the door.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Hektor seems to think we will still have the element of surprise.. these are Goblins not invalids.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">There seems to be a larger, reddish Goblin with the rest carrying two heated iron pokers.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Karsten throws the larger Goblin onto a table smashing it with the weight and force of the throw, the force also makes it drop one of its pokers.. always with the tables it seems.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">+1 Hand
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">After the battle we talk to a very shifty Goblin who is locked up and seems to have been tortured, I remind everyone that a Goblin managed to escape us in the first chamber and Balgroon doesn't seems all to forgiving.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">After a brief interrogation, Hektor frees the Goblin only for Karsten to slit its throat... I could have used him as target practice... Hektor and the Elf don't seem too happy though.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">We proceed back to the first room. The Double doors in it are cursed but I managed to identify this after the Elf and Karsten get shocked by it guess we are going the long way around?
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">The only path left are some stairs going down.. this always ends poorly.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">The Elf sneaks down the stairs and around a corner.
 * <span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Times New Roman","serif";">Now the Elf is unconscious when did that happen? Maybe it didn't end so poorly; his hands will soon be mine!.


 * He tried to sneak around the corner and all 3 Goblin Sharpshooters hit him at once<span style="font-family: Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;"> for about 30 Damage .
 * The Dragonborn is tea-bagging the Elf... how he's stopped bleeding out. Is that how Dragonborn work?
 * During Combat the DM Crits Karsten twice in the same turn Owned!
 * Dm Crits Karston again XD.
 * Karsten exacts vengeance from the final sharpshooter!
 * After the combat ends we find a Holy symbol of Ioun Palindor is very very excited now... Women I don't know...

08/06/12 - Oozy Goodness!

 * Palindor studies the ritual book and decifers three rituals, and has mastered waterwalk.
 * Morning, double door is still cursed, bad energy is much stronger, sleeping probably wasn't smart
 * Elf gets jumpped by rats serves him right for trying to be BAKARMOS....
 * Damn now I got surrounded by rats surves me right for not being so BAKARMOS....
 * Ooze.. whats an ooze?
 * Thats an ooze.. its really close ill finish this late.
 * Karston slays the jabberwakky... ooze... jaberoozy
 * Someone was looking toomuch and found a secret room.
 * It seems that this was balgroons hide out and was disolved by the ooze... I really wanted those hands....


 * Double doors covered in fungus with the messgae"Stay out. Really" I know we should no exactly what it says not to do.....


 * Bakarmos!!


 * Palindor and I are staying back, hope the elf dies.


 * The rest get jumped by a giant(ooze with arms and explodes) thing well it was nice knowing the elf.........


 * In an explosion of acid, the dragonborn is knocked down and seriously injured.


 * Paladin beats up elf.


 * Dragonborn laughs.


 * Hektor gets a magic sheild.. elfs not dead.


 * In the message tube there was 3 sheets of valum paper, A map to Shadowfell keep, a letter to a slaver trader, and another note telling the person who owned it not to wet a trap tool which I assume was the last slimes origin.

15/06/12 - HEY GUYS CRUTHI... oh

 * Apparently while I was writing this, no one moved from the water.


 * The room ahead has a pit trap at the entrance.


 * Six legged creature in pit


 * Elf gets stuck in a wall.


 * Paladin tried pushing the elf through.


 * Elf gets free.. leaves my torch.


 * Karsten is awesome.


 * Paladin attempts to enter gap.. the fuck.


 * Paladin is not stuck...


 * Elf frees paladin and hurts his arms in process.


 * Got my torch back.


 * team continues.


 * I stay back to look in the holes.


 * Cruthicks ahead(though I did not know at the time).


 * Dragon born is poisoned by the largest, it wasn't meant to end this way(by this way I mean the Dragonborn dies first).


 * Totally crushed a cruthick with my Diabolic grasp.


 * Dragonborn is not dead :DDDD.


 * FIND A SMALL CHEST WITH 5 AMATHYSTS!


 * Find a vial of red liquid.


 * Go to trapped double doors.


 * After a lengthy debate I take the Liquid which was obviously deamon blood.


 * Using the knowledge of the universe I feel I have I find the way to open the door, but concentration used the whole effect up and now I feel kinda stink.. Maybe I can find more Deamon blood in this dungeon to balacne it out.


 * Elf trips down stairs meh.


 * Paladin falls ontop of elf.


 * Karsten walks down, kicks them tells them to get up and be real men.


 * The clearly superiorly aware elf steps on a rune which summons what seems like a horde of ZOMBIES FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.jpg plox succeptable to fire.

22/06/12 Things dont seem to die here

 * Killed them zombies


 * Draognborn kicks in a door, kind of tomb beyond.


 * Skelingtons FUU


 * Dopleganger dragonborn skeletons


 * Draconic writing in the bigger room


 * Had to kneel to the silvery idol of bahamut


 * Stole some statues of bahamut


 * Next room has a single tomb


 * Karston tries opening coffin after significant resistance from the party


 * As soon as it is attempted, keigan the one who went apeshit and owned the keep arises, hes pissed


 * After a poor show of diplomancy by the paladin and a lack on knowledge of his empire from the dragonborn, palindor succeeds in perswading him in assisting us in helping, got a sweet blessing and his sword, aslo a small promise to win or die trying